About me
Alex love:The Colts Drum And Bugle Corps
Colorguard
Dance
Horses
Photography
Gummie Octopuses
Deutsch
Dollar Burger
Mizzou
My car
Blue Gatorade
Klondike Bars
844
PostSecret
Singing
Grilled Cheese
The Secret Life Of The American Teenager
Blinded Black
The Berg
Degrassi
Twilight
Chuck And Buck
Green and Pink
Zebras
Field Hockey
Gobstoppers
DCT
Golf
RAD
My BFFs
Green Sheets
Wedding Cakes
Long Car Rides
Game Days
CHA
Block And Bridle
Sunrises
Sunsets
Mornings
Alex hate:
Beans.
Milk.
Crab Rangoon.
Mushrooms.
Oklahoma.
Texas.
Arizona.
Coldplay.
Bad Radio Remixes.
When Alex does a push up, she's not pushing herself up... she's moving the earth down.
Alex CAN touch MC Hammer.
It takes Alex 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Alex grinds her coffee with her teeth
and boils the water with her own rage.
Superman goes to sleep wearing Alex's pajamas.
Alex doesn't bowl strikes,
she just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Alex doesn't read books.
She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
Alex once participated in the running of the bulls.
She walked.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq,
Alex lives in New York.
When Alex falls in water, Alex doesn't get wet.
Water gets Alex.
Alex CAN believe it's not butter.
Alex doesn't have to cut the grass...
When she walks outside, the grass cowers in fear.
Alex can divide by zero.
Ironically, Alex's hidden talent is invisibility.
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Alex.
Alex is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Alex doesn't cheat death. She wins fair and square.
Alex does not sleep. She waits.
Alex can speak in braile.
Alex puts "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Alex can delete the Recycling Bin.
Alex once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
Alex can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Alex runs Windows Vista on her Etch-A-Sketch.
Alex can slam revolving doors.
Alex is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself "But Alex isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Basically, Alex is diesel.
HOLD ON TO MORNING.
Membership in the Colts means more to me than anything else in life. Everything I am today I owe to the Colts, and everything I will be in the future I owe to the Colts
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